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I can count even higher if I take my shoes off.
I can do a score of things that can't be done. I can find a thing I cannot see, and see a thing I cannot find.
The first is time, and the second is spots before my eyes. I can touch a thing I ca...
I can do it all for you / But I don't want to.
I can do two things at once & I'm not confused.
I can eat that taco with 6 squirts of hot sauce.
I can endure my own despair but not another's hope. -- William Walsh, Song
I can enjoy her while she 's kind; But when she dances in the wind, And shakes the wings and will not stay, I puff the prostitute away.
-- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Imitation of Horace, Book iii, O...
I can find my ears, but I have to look.
I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg

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