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• I am the girl-next-door's imaginary boyfriend.
• A drunk tried several times to navigate a revolving door, but finally gave up in disgust.
  He wandered over to lean against a nearby lamppost....
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
  -- I'm attending the opening of my garage door. -- The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots....
• I BOOTED my computer. Broke my toe!
• I broke my Window and saw OS/2.
• I Was an Incubator Baby and She Was the Girl Next Door. -- Harry Ruby
• All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
• All things are possible, except skiing thru a revolving door.