-- How many
Virgos
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time
the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to
decide who's fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why
that brand was chosen in the first place, ten to decide
to remodel the house as long as they're changing the
bulb...
Related:
How many
Reaganists
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten: One to deny that the bulb is burned out, one to clarify
the denial ("The bulb is really just dim"), one to blame the
bulb burning out on the Carter administration, one to blame the
bulb burning out on Congress, one to ask for a Constitutional
amendment that will prohibit bulbs from burning out, one to
replace the bulb with a kerosene lamp, one to borrow money from
the Japanese to pay for the kerosene, one former Reaganist to
lobby his old colleagues for a special favour for the kerosene
importer, one to cash the cheque for investing in the kerosene
importer, one to send the bill to the next generation....
How many
lawyers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to sue the power company for insufficiently
supplying power, or negligent failure to prevent the surge
that made the bulb burn out in the first place, one to sue
the electrician who wired the house, and one to sue the bulb
manufacturers....
