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• How many sopranos -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One hundred. One to do it, and ninety-nine to discuss how it was really too high for her....
• How many <ethnics> -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss the environmental impact....
• How many <ethnics> -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  We don't know yet. No <ethnic> has ever tried to attempt this complex (by &l...
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Atheists never "see the light" anyway do they?...
• How many strong <ethnics> -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house....
• How many <ethnic> gods -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, we contract out for things like that....