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• How many VMS heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  All of them, and they will all scream at you in unison and tell you that the only light bulb you can use is a 100-watt soft white but you can use any 100-watt soft white as long as it's manufactured by DEC....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - it will be fined (fixed ?) in the next version....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  We looked at the light fixture and decided there's no point trying to maintain it....
• How many computer salespeople -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. You don't need a new lightbulb - you need to upgrade your socket to the '486 version....
• How many Libras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel....
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.
• How many people in a Burger King advert -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "I can't change my light bulb. But I can change my burger to a Burger King burger....