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• How many VMM members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Note: VMM=Vegetarian Matchmakers, a singles group where nobody ever puts their foot down and demands that anyone should do anything....
• How many Tauruses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Tauruses don't like to change anything....
• How many members of the Pakistan cricket team -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "The players should only have to play 80 overs in a day....
• How many school teachers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework....
• How many Jehovah's Witnesses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. There is no point trying to change anything now....
• How many admin assistants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. I can't do anything unless you complete a light bulb design change request form....
• How many alt.pagan.* group readers -- does it take to change a light bulb None.
  Torches are more traditional. 23. One to change the bulb and 22 to argue how their family tradition regarding light bulbs is more justified and ancient than anyone else's....
• How many IRC chatters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They're so busy saying hello, goodbye, and kicking each other off that noone ever has enough time to get anything done !...
• How many Labour Party members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They haven't got a policy on that....