Related:

• How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb and another to reflect on how much more gratifying it was than a man....
• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in and one to complain that it is electrified....
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to hold the light bulb, two to spin the ladder....
• How many Asians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to go to the cash & carry....
• How many police -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to direct traffic (eh?)...
• How many philosophers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists....
• How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man....
• How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One .. Two, and a-one two three fou...
• How many firemen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four - one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof....