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• How many tight gits -- does it take to change a light bulb ?
  Two. One to change it, and one to complain that even after all these technical advances, a light bulb still only lasts 1000 hours....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in and one to complain that it is electrified....
• How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb? One, but only after asking "Why?
• How many rec.humor readers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  1000. And they change the same bulb over and over and over again and still no one notices it's been changed so they change it again and again and then they even discuss it and then someone flames them for not doing it in rec....
• How many conservatives -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many psychiatrists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change....
• Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change....