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• How many survivors of a nuclear war -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They're never in the dark....
• How many baseball owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they like being in the dark ages....
• How many European ballet dancers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they like Danzig in the dark....
• How many libertarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, if he wants to sit in the dark, it's his business....
• How many male chauvinistic pigs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, let the bitch cook in the dark....
• How many real men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark....
• How many vampires -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they *like* it in the dark....
• How many junkies -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh wow, is it like dark, man?