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• How many university professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it....
• How many University of Chicago Economics professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. If the bulb needed fixing the market would have done it....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many consultants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study....
• How many university students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold it and one to turn him around....
• How many law professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant....
• How many screenwriters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "Why do we have to change it?...
• How many dull people -- does it take to change a light bulb? One.
• How many gardeners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one. The new light bulbs are just as easy to change as the older, heavier ones....