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• How many [trying to think of it] -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  ????. One to change it, ???? to ????, and one to complain that even after all these technical advances, a light bulb still only lasts 1000 hours....
• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in and one to complain that it is electrified....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many WASPs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
• How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again....
• How many bikers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to hold the light bulb, two to spin the ladder....