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  Two, one to screw it in and the other to hang himself accidentally from the flex performing a perverse sexual act involving womens underwear....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem......
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford?
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  How long have you been having this phantasy?...
• How many librarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  I don't know, but I can look it up for you....
• How many programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but you can never change it back again....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb....
• Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb....
• How many admin assistants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. I can't do anything unless you complete a light bulb design change request form....