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• How many Muslims -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. If the light bulb has died, it is the will of Allah, and it would be blasphemy to attempt to change it....
• How many Cancerians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Cancerians would worry themselves to death with the problem....
• How many real women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: A real woman would have plenty of real men around to do it, and one of them can change the bulb while he's at it....
• How many lead singers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Get the drummer to do it....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many University of Chicago Economics professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. If the bulb needed fixing the market would have done it....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....