How Many Supreme Court Justices -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How many Unitarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to write a solemn statement which will affirm tha...
How many men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to do the job and three to listen to him brag about the screwing part....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
How many publishers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author....
How many JAPs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three, two to watch and one to call Daaaaddy....
How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. Two to fetch the wood and one to enlighten the novice....
How many liberals -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None: They can't remove the old ones since they are already part of the environment....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to file a sexual harassment lawsuit on behalf of the bulb....
How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three, one to screw in an Art Deco bulb and two to shriek "Fabulous!...