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• How many Contras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but he needs one Iranian, one Israeli, four Canadians, and Arab, twenty Swiss, and Afghan, and Oliver North to help him....
• How many terrorists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Twenty - one to do it and nineteen to develop a distraction....
• How many Columbia students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Seventy-six, one to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest....
• How many MP's -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done....
• How many rednecks -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three, one to change the bulb, one to take care of the sheep, and one to observe and try to think why he isn't tending to the sheep's needs....
• How many fine artists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Ten. One to change it, and nine to reassure him about how good it looks....
• How many Dead-Heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  10,001..... One to change the light bulb and 10,000 to follow the burnt-out one!!...
• How many new men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to hold the baby....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend....