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• How many Dead-Heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  10,001..... One to change the light bulb and 10,000 to follow the burnt-out one!!...
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many Honor Guards -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb....
• How many Will Rogers' -- does it take to change a dead light bulb?
  None. He never met a dead light bulb he didn't like....
• How many big black monoliths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end....
• How many people in Twin Peaks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to wrap the dead one in plastic....
• How many dead politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb? As many as possible.
• How many Romanians -- does it take to change a light bulb? 60,000 dead and 300,000 injured.
• How many blacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: One to boogie up the ladder, two to keep the beat....