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  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many sax players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it....
• How many French horn players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks....
• How many alto sax players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Five. One to handle the bulb, and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it....
• How many phone perverts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but it takes the whole emergency room staff at the hospital to remove it....
• How many Cancerians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process....
• How many banjo players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but all the others gathered 'round will complain that that's not the way EARL (Scruggs) would have done it....
• How many NCAA basketball players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it....
• How many gardeners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one. The new light bulbs are just as easy to change as the older, heavier ones....