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• How many school teachers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework....
• How many school teachers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Let's see: 2 A+'s, 3 A's, 5 A-'s, 11 B+'s, 9 B's, 21 B-'s......
• How many firemen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four - one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof....
• How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to change the bulb and three to share the experience....
• How many home owners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but it takes two weekends and four trips to the hardware store....
• How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it....
• How many safety inspectors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to change it and three to hold the ladder....
• How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One .. Two, and a-one two three fou...
• How many circus performers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to change the bulb and three to sing, Ta da!...