How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before You Can Call Him A Cab?
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a cab?
Grandma: [singing] How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
Homer: Seven! Lisa: No, Dad, it's a rhetorical question....
How many roads must a man walk down before he finds a damn good pub?
Let us define n to be the number of roads a man must travel before he finds the pub defined above....
Grandma Simpson & Lisa are singing "How many roads must a man walk down?
ogether. Homer overhears and says, "Eight!". Lisa...
Never jump on a man unless he is down, and when you do, make sure that you confuse him by supplying him with so many facts that he can not possibly understand what you are saying.
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
How many shipping dept. personnel -- does it take to change a light bulb?
We can change the bulb in 7-10 working days; if you call before 2pm and pay an extra $...
If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lo
you can still call him vile names. -- Elbert Hubbard...
Otto: Oh, man! He'll blow our winning streak. Moe
Yeah. Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything....
An attachment a la Plato for a bashful young potato or a, not too French, french bean must excite your languid spleen.
For, if you walk down Picadilly with a poppy or lily in your medieval hand, every one will say, as you walk your flowery way...