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• How many roadies/sound men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, two ! One, two ! One, two !...
• How many Holy Clerics of Paladine -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Paladine lights their path....
• How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We're not changing any light bulbs at the moment....
• How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job....
• How many Alaskan men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Oh, none ... they just have one of their girlfriends do it. [bitter laugh]...
• How many Harvard men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They're too good (nose in the air) to do such menial work....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....