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• How many punk rockers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw in the bulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead....
• How many Greenpeace researchers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to put in the new one and one to recycle the old one....
• How many punk rockers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to do it and two to argue about who did it first....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
• How many lexicographers -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to protest that he should have changed it to "light bulb"....
• How many Belgians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it....
• How many new men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to hold the baby....
• How many poltergeists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to unscrew the old bulb and drop it on the floor, one to put the new bulb in, and one to move a few more things about just for good measure....
• How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: one to take out the old one, one to sweep up the broken glass and another to phone her boyfriend to put the new one in....