-- How many
Professors
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None...what do you think their graduate students are for?
Professors
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None...what do you think their graduate students are for?
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boarding school students
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graduate students
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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graduate students
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It all depends on the size of the grant... - How many
graduate students
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 light... - How many
pre-med students
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
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graduate students
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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women with PMS
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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atheists
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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academics
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's what research students are for...
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- Monty Pythagoras:
The Ministry of Silly Geometry... - Why would anyone want to be called
"Later"... - When you need towns, they are very far apart.
--
John Steinbeck (1902... - Getting caught is the mother of invention.
--
Robert... - One of the Greek lady gods got a crush on one of the Greek man gods.
He tried to hit her with lightning and thunderbolts...
