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• How many boarding school students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have their parents do it for them....
• How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two and a professor to take credit....
• How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  It all depends on the size of the grant....
• How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 light bulbs a day....
• How many pre-med students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, pre-meds don't screw, they study....
• How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....
• How many women with PMS -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. You can do it yourself, dammit....
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Atheists never "see the light" anyway do they?...
• How many academics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. That's what research students are for....