-- How many
Professors
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None...what do you think their graduate students are for?
Professors
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None...what do you think their graduate students are for?
Related:
- How many
boarding school students
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they have their parents do it for them.... - How many
graduate students
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two and a professor to take credit.... - How many
graduate students
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It all depends on the size of the grant.... - How many
graduate students
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 light bulbs a day.... - How many
pre-med students
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, pre-meds don't screw, they study.... - How many
graduate students
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.... - How many
women with PMS
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. You can do it yourself, dammit.... - How many
atheists
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Atheists never "see the light" anyway do they?... - How many
academics
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's what research students are for....
