-- How many
pro-lifers
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nine: four to block the entrance to the room, four to
hold up pictures of burnt-out bulbs, and one to try and
convince the person with the new bulb to let the room
stay dark.
How many
zionists
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four - one to stay home and try to convince someone else to
do it, a second to donate the bulb, a third to screw it in
and another to proclaim that the whole Jewish nation stands
behind their actions....
