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  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
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  Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change....
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  Only one, but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change....
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  Two, one to change the light-bulb and one to have an orgasm with the old one....
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  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many missionaries -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, and thirty natives to see the light....
• How many dull people -- does it take to change a light bulb? One.