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• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the ladder.......
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None - it will be fined (fixed ?) in the next version....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  They aren't certain, everytime they do the math, they get a different number....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  586 of them, and it will take them a year from the moment you convince them that the light bulb is not functioning per the spec....
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• How many Sun readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, but one is enough to screw up the joke....
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  Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it....
• How many mice -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. (Hint: They are small enough to fit inside)....