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• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the ladder.......
• Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  They aren't certain, everytime they do the math, they get a different number....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  586 of them, and it will take them a year from the moment you convince them that the light bulb is not functioning per the spec....
• How many lighting designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not my job.
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
• How many thought police -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. There never was any light bulb....
• How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Frat boys screw in puddles of vomit....