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• Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Three. One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience....
• Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Five. One to screw in the lightbulb and four to share the experience....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six. One to screw it in, one for support, and four to share the experience....
• How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to change the bulb and three to share the experience....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss the environmental impact....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement....