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• How many surgeons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. They'd also like to remove the socket as you aren't using it now....
• How many MS tech supports -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "The light bulb doesn't work? You must be using a non-standard socket....
• How many Apple programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but why bother? Your light socket will just be obsolete in six months anyway....
• How many Unix hacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway....
• How many Unix programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but if you forget to tell him "2>" he'll mash both the live and dead bulbs into the same socket at once....
• How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Why bother? It's just going to burn out anyway....
• How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Why do you want to know? Are you a cop?...
• How many Taoists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  You cannot change a light bulb. By its nature it will go out again....
• How many paranoids -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  JUST EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? HUH? HUH?...