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• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many Object Oriented programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they send it a message, and it changes itself....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just assimilate the bulb.
• How many Mensans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb isn't bright enough....
• How many Russian leaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold....
• How many Muslims -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. If the light bulb has died, it is the will of Allah, and it would be blasphemy to attempt to change it....