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• How many loggers -- does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he uses a chainsaw.
• How many Conservative economists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "There is no need to change the light bulb. All the conditions for illumination are in place....
• How many Reagans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  What light bulb? Note: Topical to Reagan's apparent poor memory....
• How many civil servants -- does it take to change the light bulb?
  45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork....
• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers....
• How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem......
• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
• How many smokers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  At least five. If they all light up together the light bulb will do so too....