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• How many Perot supporters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they all just quit and go home!...
• How many Reagans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  What light bulb? Note: Topical to Reagan's apparent poor memory....
• How many maths students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  20. One to change it and the rest to watch and discuss how exciting it is....
• How many Reagans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one - Nancy. Note...
• How many U.S fighter pilots -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  ? Hell !, You mean it was one of OURS !?!?! Note: Topical to the shooting down of 2 allied helicopters over Iraq....
• How many seventies disco dancers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to boogie up the ladder and one to say "Get daaowwwwn !...
• How many dull people -- does it take to change a light bulb? One.
• How many gas fitters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: One to turn up the day before when you're out, one to change the switch, and one to bring along the wrong kind of bulb....
• How many terrorists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six. One to change the bulb, and 5 to take the credit when it explodes....