How Many Law Students -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many university students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold it and one to turn him around....
How many guitarists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change it, and four to stand around going "Huh ! I could've done that !...
How many pre-med students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One hundred; one to change the light bulb, the other ninety-nine to stand around wondering why they weren't chosen....
How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two - one to screw it in and one to complain that it is electrified....
How many Cornell students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure....
How many Purdue engineering students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, and he gets three credit-hours for it....
How many bikers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch....
How many Princeton students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....
How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel....