How Many Lacanians -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the ladder.......
How many Hindus -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to do the puja. Note: PUJA is a religious ceremony....
How many NRA members -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to do it and the other one to get his dick out of the gun....
How many Pizza Hut employees -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three-one to do it, one to hold the ladder, and one to tell the story about "last night....
How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg....
How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
How many punk rockers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: One to screw in the bulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
How many publishers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author....