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• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• How many CD player users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but the old bulb keeps getting stustustustustustustustustustuck...
• How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We're not changing any light bulbs at the moment....
• How many Christian fundamentalists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs....
• How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel....
• How many assholes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, assholes never see the light anyway....