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• How many junkies -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to roll it, and one to light it up....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to change the light bulb and two to say "Oh Wow!...
• How many baseball owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they like being in the dark ages....
• How many European ballet dancers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they like Danzig in the dark....
• How many vampires -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they *like* it in the dark....
• How many atheists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They're never in the dark....
• How many male chauvinistic pigs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, let the bitch cook in the dark....
• How many real men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark....
• How many libertarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, if he wants to sit in the dark, it's his business....