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• How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in and one to check the astrology....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
• How many Greenpeace researchers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to put in the new one and one to recycle the old one....
• How many new men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to hold the baby....
• How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it & one to check the new one for bad psychic auras....
• How many Cosmopolitan readers -- does it take to change a light-bulb?
  Two, one to change the light-bulb and one to have an orgasm with the old one....
• How many archaeologists does -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is....
• How many KGB agents -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw it in and the other to check it for microphones....
• How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again....