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• Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in San Francisco?
  A: Both of them....
• How many boarding school students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they have their parents do it for them....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
• How many art directors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Does it have to be a light bulb?...
• How many kids -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, if you beat them down, douse them with lighter fluid, and throw them in a fire....
• How many Zen Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  3. One to do it, one not to do it, and one to do both....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  586 of them, and it will take them a year from the moment you convince them that the light bulb is not functioning per the spec....
• How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....