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-- How many
engineering students
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
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How many Purdue engineering students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, and he gets three credit-hours for it....
How many maths students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
20. One to change it and the rest to watch and discuss how exciting it is....
How many first year civil engineering students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a second year subject....
How many Cornell students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure....
How many Princeton students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....
How many university students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold it and one to turn him around....
How many Brown students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Eleven, one to change the light bulb and ten to share the experience....
How many Chinese students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve: one to screw in the light bulb, one to sit in the jail, and ten to demonstrate on the streets....
How many Columbia students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Seventy-six, one to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest....