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  45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork....
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  100. One to hold the light bulb, and 99 to drink until the room starts to spin....
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  One, but you should have seen the line outside the producer's hotel room....
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  Three: two holding the ladder and one to screw the bulb into a faucet....
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  Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks....
• How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five: One to hold the bulb, and four to guzzle beer until the room spins....