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• How many male chauvinistic pigs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They have the girls do it....
• How many Republicans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, they only screw the poo...
• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They only sign the death certificate and phone the mortuary....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, lawyers only screw us.
• How many sorority girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  6 - one to screw it in and 5 to make the t-shirts....
• How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Frat boys screw in puddles of vomit....
• How many Sun readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, but one is enough to screw up the joke....
• How many televangelists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They screw in hotel rooms....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....