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• How many Contras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but he doesn't know where it came from....
• How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers....
• How many people from New Jersey -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and the third to shoot the witness....
• How many talk show hosts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three, one to screw in the new bulb, one to ask the old one how it feels to be replaced, and one to take questions from the audience....
• Q: How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Three. One to do it, one to watch, and the third to shoot the witness....
• How many Russian leaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold....
• How many hippies from Oregon -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? What's a light bulb?
• How many games machine programmers -- does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
  One, but he needs the seal of approval from Nintendo before he can put his light-bulb in their socket....
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Robertson) Oh, Lord, with thy divine illumination, heal this light bulb!...