-- How many
Dan Quayles
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it has to be a pretty dim bulb.
Dan Quayles
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it has to be a pretty dim bulb.
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- How many
elephants
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, but it has to be a pretty big light bulb... - How many
procrastinators
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One - but he has to wait until the light is better... - How many
Mahayana Buddhists
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw... - How many
Germans
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed... - How many
keyboardists
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it... - How many
suburbanites
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it has to look like every other light bulb... - How many
Honor Guards
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb... - How many
Pentium designers
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold... - How many
Canadians
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to see an American do it first...
