How Many Consultants -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many consultants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study....
How many managing editors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last week!...
How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How long have you been having this phantasy?...
How many Geminis -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two (of course) but it will take all week, and when they're done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French, and shine any color you want it to....
How many Aquarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so......
How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
How many Russian leaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold....
How many C++ programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
You're still thinking procedurally. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you'd have to do is send a light bulb change message....
How many mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
A hundred. One to change it and the other ninety nine to say, "I told you so!...