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• How many Americans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the light bulb and the other four to fill out the Environmental Impact Statement....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs!...
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Six. One to screw it in, one for support, and four to share the experience....
• Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Five. One to screw in the lightbulb and four to share the experience....
• How many Oregonians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend....
• How many Mahayana Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• How many frat guys -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five: One to hold the bulb, and four to guzzle beer until the room spins....