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• How many Technical Support staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  I'm sorry, we don't support that kind of lighting technology....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Zero. We have the housekeeping staff do it for us....
• How many IBM staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  IBM staff don't change light bulbs - they add value to photon emitter units....
• How many phone perverts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but it takes the whole emergency room staff at the hospital to remove it....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Of course, as everyone knows, just five years ago all it took was a bunch of kids in a garage in Palo Alto to change a light bulb....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many big black monoliths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many university professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but once we get tenure, we don't change anymore....