-- How many
boarding school students
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they have their parents do it for them.
boarding school students
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they have their parents do it for them.
Related:
- How many
Professors
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None...what do you think their graduate students are for?... - How many
male chauvinistic pigs
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They have the girls do it.... - How many
Beverly Hills residents
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they have a service come in and do that.... - How many
pre-med students
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, pre-meds don't screw, they study.... - How many
atheists
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Atheists never "see the light" anyway do they?... - How many
Dartmouth students
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, Hanover doesn't have electricity.... - How many
off-campus landlords
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. The students will just wreck it anyhow, so why bother?... - How many
women with PMS
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. You can do it yourself, dammit.... - How many
hookers
-- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None - they get screwed - they don't usually do the screwing....

