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• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  They don't. They only use acoustic light bulbs....
• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two - one to screw it in and one to complain that it is electrified....
• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three, one to do it and two to argue about whether that was the way Bill Monroe would have done it....
• How many blues musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to go to Chicago because there might be a light bulb there and the other to play harp....
• How many Solamnic Knights -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  It doesn't matter. They can't see over the glare of their armour anyway....
• How many banjo players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but all the others gathered 'round will complain that that's not the way EARL (Scruggs) would have done it....
• How many CD player users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but the old bulb keeps getting stustustustustustustustustustuck...
• How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again....
• How many assholes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, assholes never see the light anyway....