How Many Bell Labs Vice Presidents -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
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Q: How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight. One to work the bulb, and seven to make sure that Microsoft gets $...
How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!...
How many JAPs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daaadddy....
How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in real good and one to call the gynaecologist....
How many Princeton students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seventy. One to change it while the others make a 69....
How many dull people -- does it take to change a light bulb? One.