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• How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session....
• Q: How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Eight. One to work the bulb, and seven to make sure that Microsoft gets $...
• How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  That information is strictly secret and only shared with the inner members of the hierarchical Order....
• How many Contras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but he doesn't know where it came from....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb? The answer's in committee.
• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
• How many Bill Clintons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None -- He'll only promise "change....