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• How many Tauruses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away....
• How many Dead-Heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  10,001..... One to change the light bulb and 10,000 to follow the burnt-out one!!...
• How many university professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it....
• How many Ph.D thesis supervisors (advisors) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one; but every time they see a light bulb they have an irresistible urge to change it!...
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to sue the power company for insufficiently supplying power, or negligent failure to prevent the surge that made the bulb burn out in the first place, one to sue the electrician who wired the house, and one to sue the bulb manufacturers....
• How many Christians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three, but they're really only one....
• How long does it take a DEC repairman -- to change a light bulb?
  It depends on how many burnt-out light bulbs he brought with him....
• How many firemen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four - one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof....
• How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to change the bulb and three to share the experience....